- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.....

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

Q: Why do police men keep killing unarmed black men? A: I don't know.

What Batman said to Robin before they got in the car? -Get in the car Robin!

How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

Eeny meeny miny moe, Catch a piglet by its toe, If it squeals let it go, Or you'll be arrested for animal abuse and receive a heavy fine.

Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

Roses are red violets are blue I am in 301 Club and so are you.

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Why did the the black man die? Because he had an incurable disease.

You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

how do you get rid of diahreah? Shove pepto bismo up your butt.

Build a man a fire and he will be warm for a night, set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

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