What's black and white and red all over? A car in which some young hoodlum appears to have splashed a fair amount of red paint over the owner's otherwise charming checker pattern.

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Q: Whats worse than 5,000,000 African Americans being killed? A: 1 White person being killed

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Who has two thumbs and is happy? This girl! You're a girl?

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A horse trots into a bar. He is left with a bump on his head.

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Why couldn't my grandpa use a cell phone? He didn't have hands.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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When life gives you lemons....you probably just FOUND lemons...

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A man and a woman are happily married. The die

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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What's green and looks like a red truck? A green truck.

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What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

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i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

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Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

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Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

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Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

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What do a Jew and a homeless man both have in common? They both get nothing for Christmas

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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What dosent kill you only makes you injured

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I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

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Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

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What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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