Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

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Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

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Life gave me limes. Now how am I suppose to make lemonade

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

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Black people.

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How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

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what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

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If Sally has 4 apples and Dan has 3 apples, how many apples do they have together? Red, because ducks have 2 legs.

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What do you call an elephant and a rhino mixed? Ahellifiknow.

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Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

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Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms.

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War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

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You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

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So a man walks into a bar and wonders why he walked into the building instead of simply just walking through the door. The man then realized that the building was if fact not a local bar, but instead a bowling alley. He was hallucinogenic and was in serious danger as he approached the candy man in the alley.

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What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

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So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

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2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

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In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

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Yo' mama's so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

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Why didn't andrea clean the dishes? She had no hands

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There are two kinds of people in this world: those that finish their sentences

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irish man drinking john smiths

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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