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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a gay joke? Their emotional repercussions, leading to a lack of self-esteem, which eventually drives the homosexual to commit suicide, leaving behind a now destroyed family.

Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

Q: you know whats a good movie? A: twilight.

What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

Why did the man drive into the river? He was sleep deprived from working overtime.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

I'd really wanted to design a car, and then craft some sort of prototype dream car and concepts but sadly, I can't even draw a straight line.

its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

What is yellow and smells like a flower? A yellow flower :)

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

What did the teacher say to the kid who got a 0 on a multiple choice spelling test? Wow your really dumb. Idiot

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

There's a black guy in a house. What's he doing there? He owns it.

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