- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: Do you like it B: No

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Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cause he was a chicken.

Why did the blonde blow up? She ate a bomb.

You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

I wonder if God looks at the Earth all these years later and thinks, Man, I really went overboard with the water, didn't I?

Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

here's my two cents worth! hands you two pennies , entire life savings

What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

Justin Bieber hits puberty

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

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