- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so stupid she couldn't get a passing score on a standardized test.

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I got bored today and decided to surf the web. Thank you for reading this

Why did the man and woman have sex? To have a good time, but the man's condom failed and they ended up with a deformed baby because they were brother and sister. Those are your parents. Enjoy

Sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Due to the wildlife conservation program prevalent in the neighborhood, the chicken was able to cross the road safely.

Whats black, white, and Asian all at the same time? A panda

What does the Post Office have in common with a shoe store? Both provide goods and services in exchange for money.

Why are there so many little girls falling off swing jokes? Because you tuch youself at night.

Why did the cat cross the road? he wanted to be a docter.

who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

What did the leper say to the prostitute? "How much?! No thanks, I think I'll shop around."

What is big, eats cats, smells good, but looks like shit? A big, cat eating, good smelling piece of shit

A white man, a black man, and a woman are drinking in the local pub. The black man and the woman are hanged. Medieval European pubs did not permit either.

Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you through them.

whats the difference between G. Bush and a rock? Bush (bull)shits and rock doesn't

what did the judge say to the lawyer during a trial. He said We are all in a court. thus concluding that the judge was retarted.

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

How do they call a black man that works in a mine. Miner.

Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

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