Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

batman has diarrhea

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

wanna here a good joke? me too.

what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

Why did the car stop To buy drugs

What did one homo-sexual say to his four homo-sexual friends? Were One Direction!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

Why Didn't LeBron James go to College? He was really good and decided to go to the NBA straight out of High School.

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Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

Why did the chicken cross the road? after approximately 10 seconds of looking back and forth left to right the chicken finally came to a realization that the road is clear and safe to cross.

What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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