Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

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Why did the chicken cross the road? after approximately 10 seconds of looking back and forth left to right the chicken finally came to a realization that the road is clear and safe to cross.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

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What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

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What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

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there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

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Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick !

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What do a plane and a flight attendant have in common? They're both going somewhere in their careers. Aside from the flight attendant.

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Yo mama looks so much like a cardboard box, my kindergarten class graduated.

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Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

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Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

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A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

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A bear goes to target, soon after animal control came and put it in a nearby zoo

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A father was driving with his son. The Son asked " have you been in a car accident in the past 10 years"? The father replys " did you know you HAD 4 siblings"?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

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How did the black guy swim across the Atlantic? He didn't. He was prepared to, but then went on Expedia and found a ticket with Continental Airlines that was in his budget. He did not like the amount of service he recieved, and decided in the future he will save up and fly with a different company, or in fact swim across.

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what did the rooster get for his birthday? nothing

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yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

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What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

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Just admit it. one time in ur life u pretended that the floor was lava and the only way to survive was on the couch.

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Why did the blonde commit suicide? Because she hated her life.

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Why did the Jew hate bananas? He was deathly allergic to them.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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