- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a praying mantis at your door step? a Jehovah Witness

Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

What's funnier than shooting a moose? The realization that the moose was Sarah Jessica Parker...

Tyler is a downer and is always negative to everybody

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

What did the boy with a crippled arm get for his birthday? A guitar.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Two worms in you apple what worse than 2 worms in your apple? Two holocausts

Why didn't the man buy the sportscar? He couldn't drive stick

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

I thought it was the WHITE house. C'mon Obama. C'mon

Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

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What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy almost unparalleled in marine history.

What did the man say to the teacup? Nothing. He was drunk and on the floor.

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Cars were invented after her death, so she never had the opportunity to learn.

Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

What's Pi times the square root of a panda's earlobe? Panda's do not have earlobes... thus the answer is inexplicable.

Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

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