A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

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Nero, I have 30 million dollars left, lets split them and leave ground zero behind us, I know it would make me happy to share them with you.

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what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

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A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

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if life throws you lemons you must be dyslexic

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a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

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What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

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Why did the blond fail her math test? Because she got all the questions wrong.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

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What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

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i woke up in the middle of the night and my entire bed was wet... know what i did? i layed a towel down and went back to sleep

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a train? Because she was blind, deaf, and most likely uneducated in the field of train conduction.

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If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a video worth?

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Why did Darren Wilson quick scope Michael Brown? Because he was being attacked, racism is wrong

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Who should you call when your dad overdoses on Viagra. Child Support

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house No Neither has he.

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Why was the man sad His got raped

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Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

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What was even more disgusting than the holocaust? Lucy's new shoes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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