- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Me, id rather be known as the antijoke rather than the antichrist, I offered him water at the desert just because I care. You killed him. Moral: Once you see the point of this joke, myself, I will be the one laughing, ten years and counting humanity, ten years or so, and the world belongs to me.

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK person with a deck-patio no please don't

Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

How Many Blind People Does It Take To Solve A Rubiks Cube? None Their Blind

How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit halfway by a car.

What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

Whats the hardest thing to have sex with? a goldfish.

What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

Why did little Lisa fall off the swings? She had no arms

What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

Knock Knock Who's There? Peyton Peyton who? Peyton Manning

What do you call a creepy person trying to break into your house? A robber

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