- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did the dog say to the cat? A. Ruff.

What do you do if a bird shuts on your windscreen? A:never take her out again.

Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

I know you are but what am I? Gay.

q- what do you call a small number of black people running away from a large group of white people? a- every marathon known to man...

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? a pizza does not have a heart

Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

What do you call a black Santa Claus A N i g g e r that doesn't exist

yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

Why was Junior sad? His parents were killed in a car crash.

whats worse than getting no gifts for christmas? getting hit by a bus for christmas

Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

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