- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

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What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

Q.why did the monkey fall out the tree? A. it was dead Q. why did the second monkey fall out the tree? A. it was hanging onto the first one Q. why did the third monkey fall out the tree? A. peer pressure

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

Why Didn't LeBron James go to College? He was really good and decided to go to the NBA straight out of High School.

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

What's big, moves around everywhere, and has four wheels? four TEENS on four wheelers

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

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