- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

Why didn't Johnny walk to school this week? He was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, the answer is to get to the other side, but this is an anti-joke site so I don't know why as it can't be it.

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

my uncle used to tickle me.. he's in prison for child abuse

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? i don't know, he hasn't unwrapped it yet

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What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

what do you do when your girlfriend gives you head while playing MW3? continue to play while politely asking her sister to make you a sandwhich

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Two planes walk into an office building

A man walks into a bar. He walks out 10 minutes later because he was satisfied with the new hooker he killed and made out with in the bar's bathroom.

Matt is a Duster!

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

What do Robbers Get for Christmas? Other peoples things.

A man walks into a bar. He has a beer and then goes home.

Whats white? A fridge

What colour is chocolate? Brown.

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