- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

Q.why did the monkey fall out the tree? A. it was dead Q. why did the second monkey fall out the tree? A. it was hanging onto the first one Q. why did the third monkey fall out the tree? A. peer pressure

What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

What's big, moves around everywhere, and has four wheels? four TEENS on four wheelers

A French man gets into a fight

whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

I like school Said no one ever.

Where's Wally? In a children's book.

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

whats black and white and red all over? a zebra crossing after a horrible, horrible car accident

Guess what? Bananas

Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

Is J.P. dumb? Yes

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