- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

why did a bunch of black kids play in a pile of leafs? to have fun :)

yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

How do u make a hockey player cry You Kill his entire family

a jerk that i knew was in a bar. he was about to drive home. at first i tried to stop him until he was sober. instead he punched me in the face. then i dared him to drive home as fast as possible. he died that night... i texted him all the way...

God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

what do you call two indian men lying next to each other? i dont think there is a name for it but im sure you call them by there names.

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [BANG!] [L]

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

Why did the priest take a little boy into the back room? To talk about the boy's future.

This is a random Anti joke.

knowck knowck whos there? shea shea who? shea...duh!

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

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