- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

When Kurt Cobain was little, his mother told him to never play with guns but I guess it went through one ear and out the other.

What african eat for christmas Sand.

whats long, hard, and full of semen? A submarine

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Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

An automobile mechanic busted an engine fuse. A prostitute had oral sex with a Marine. An Inuit hunter detonated a sea mammal with TNT. What do they all have in common? They all blew a seal.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We are not familiar with the specific circumstances, therefore its difficult to determine exactly why.

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

A guy walks into a bar. After only 10 minutes, he leaves. The bar closes in 10 minutes.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Why did the girl get run over by a bus? The bus driver was blind.

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

What did the Orange say to the Apple? Nothing. Both of them are lifeless objects, thus lacking the ability to speak.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? -absolut vodka Well, you have a sirious drinking problem...

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

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