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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? Trying to sell a used truck with dead baby stains all over it.

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

What do you get when you cross a cat with a fish? A dead fish.

What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I really hate poultry related jokes.

What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

A mother with a bum hip and her son go to walk up a set of stairs in the mall. The floor was slippery because the janitor just mopped the floor. They decide to take the elevator instead.

What do you do when you eat a loaf of bread? You throw it up because your brother made it

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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