- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's beneath Chuck Norris's beard? A chin I presume, as that is what most humans have under their beards. Chuck Norris is a human and therefore is likely to have a chin. This is all based on the assumption that he is a human, because of the many characteristics he has shown that are humanlike.

What stars with C, is hairy on the outside, moist on the inside and ends with T and has UN in the middle? Coconut

What do you say to a confused blond? You help her with her conundrum.

A man is at the dentists. The dentists says, "Oh my, your teeth are terrible!" The man says, "Yes I know. I am addicted to Meth".

A black man, a Muslim man, and a Jewish man walk into a bar so the bartender says, "Get the f*** out."

I scream, you scream, we all scream when we're chased by bears.

Three jews walked into a bar I lied, it was a gas chamber

Your in Thailand on a Elephant ride... at the end you jump off but uncle jack is still on the elephant and the elephant wont let him off.... Do you help your uncle, Jack off the elephant?

lewis ya baggy fuck

a man walks off of a damn. a damn is not a noun, thus nobody can walk off it

Knock knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave Smith.

If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? An anchor

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

Why did the boy go swimming in the ocean? He didn't. the current pulled him in and he drowned.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

Why did the mother get upset with her son? Because he sexually experimented with his cousin.

why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

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