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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know when a ghost is lying? I don't know because I've never met one, so from personal experience I couldn't tell you.

What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a brick at it.

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

Have you heard about the angry chef? He beat his children

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

whats the difference between a fur rug and a pile of dead babies? i dont lie on a fur rug to pleasure myself

Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

A man walks into a bar, but it was a gay bar, and the man was a homosexual so he stayed and had fun then later that night he went home to his girlfriend

Man 1: What's the difference between an elephant and a mailbox? Man 2: I don't know. Man 1: You'd make a terrible postman

So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

Lad: Whats that smell Girl: Nothing Lad: That is right nothing now get into the kitchen!

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