- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so fat, her wand is a Slim Jim

A mailman walks into a bar He delivers a bill for the electricity and leaves.

Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

When life gives you lemons, sell them. Rejoice in your free money.

roses are red violets are red everything is red who set my house on fire

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

Q. Why did the 8 year girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I have no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A victim of animal cruelty.

A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

Why did the Teacher cry? Because he was sad.

You know what's natural? Bears.

i walk into a bar,and then proceed to be taken out because i am a minor -chuckles

Q: What did the police officer do when he saw another man getting assaulted. A: Went into a corner and started fapping to it.

A guy walked into a bar. He got drunk. He hit a small child with his Suburu and was charged with a DUI.

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

did you stub your toe?

Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's rich...

Q: What do you call a black woman who can't tell you who her baby daddy is? A: "Mam". Rape is a serious and painful crime, and the strength to raise a child on her own without her consent is worthy of respect.

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