- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

Q: What's full of different butts and smells bad? A: An ashtray.

What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

Girlfriend: Hey, you know whats the cutest thing ever? COMIC SANS Stabs girlfriend in the eyes.

Whats black and is on sale in shops? Blackberries.

Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

I wish you were never born. Me too. Then I wouldn't have been raped today.

whats black and blue and white all over A little caucasian boy who is being abused by his parents

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

What's green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A pool table in a tree

Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

What did the guy say when he dropped his baby? "oh no!"

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a person of the jewish faith and a pizza is delicious food.

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

Women are like fish. It's hard to tell when they are crying underwater.

Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

Q: Why did the policeman stare at the big-breasted victim? A: She was dead.

How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

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