- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What walks on it's hands My uncle

Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

Why did the lady have a birthmark on her leg? Because she came out of her mother's leg.

what do you call Mackenzie Phillips? five head

Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

What did Mr. Sandman do whrn the boy asked for one too many dreams, nothing because Mr. Sandman was the boys bitch.

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Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

What's worse than having an ugly face? AIDS

Where's my tractor?

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

what does mandy enjoy on weekends a load of cum in her face

Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am staraiL so dont touch me!!!!!

telling real jokes on anti-joke is a form of anti jokes

Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

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