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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma is so fat, her total body volume is slightly larger than a normally proportioned person of smaller mass!

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a human profession, and the other is a type of fish.

A Muslim walked into a bar. He didn't drink anything

What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe? Fur traders

Yo mama's so fat that when she steeped on the scale, it read a rather large number as compared to the average, healthy weight of the human race. Of course, she could become thin by working out or eating less, but she chooses not to because of the laziness that has now corrupted her completely.

What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Your sister's feet smell so bad people encourage her to go home and wash them.

What do you call a woman who has huge breasts? Sarah, for instance.

What happend to the girl in the corner? Idk that's why I asked!! :P

What did Osama say before he was shot? Nothing, it was a surprise attack.

what do you call a guy with no arm and legs laying by the door? Matt! what do you call a guy with no arms and legs floating on water Bob!

Listen Nero, you are the only one I suspect right now, how do you know all of this? Why should I believe you?!

A man walks into a bar. It was a salad bar, so he left.

Why didn't Anne Frank answer the door? Because it was the German SS.

Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a blender? A: None. It is a sick and depraved act that is probably illegal anyway.

A man walks in to a bar. He gets a cuncussion and his heath insurance isn't enough to cover his physical therapy. He dies poor and alone.

Q: What kind of punch do vampires drink ? A: None... It's really blood, you should know that by now.

Knock, knock Who's there? Man Man who? The man who is knocking. Now open the door Carl!

What did the apple say to the banana. Nothing fruits cant talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road?... To get to the other side.

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What happened to the little boy that went to The Penn State locker room? He had a great day meeting the team and watching the football game.

5 little monkeys jumping on the bed, one fell off and bumped his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "He has a mild concussion."

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