Why did the little girl fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? I don't know but it's not the little girl.

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What do dogs and keyboards have in common? Nothing.

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Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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Why was the comedian so funny? Because that's his job, and if he wasn't funny he would have to become a hobo.

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Q: Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench. A: A bench is an object and a mexican is a human being.

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Roses are red violets are blue, I more do like pink like the holes are in you.

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10 kids are on a bus. It's just a normal bus, it takes the kids to school and lets them off.

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Q. Why is Italy shaped like a boot? A. Do you think they could fit all that shit in a tennis shoe?

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Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

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Are you from Jamaica? 'Cause you're making me crazy! Are you from Haiti? I'm really sorry about all the disaster that's been happening there.

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America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

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Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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Why did the Muslim boy crash a plane into a building? Because the remote-controlled plane suddenly malfuctioned and crashed into a nearby apartment complex.

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why do mexicans get made fun of

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Roses are red, Violets are red, My house is red, I am on fire

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

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Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

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What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating in mid air? Drop It Niggher!

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Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

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Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One

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I killed someone on minecraft.

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Q: How did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: How did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was taped on to the first one!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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