A black man got sentenced go prison for stealing a car. He didn't do it.

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What did the Big Chimney say to the Little Chimney? Nothing, chimneys are unable to talk.

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what did one apple say to another apple nothing apples cant talk

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Q: What did the black guy say to the white guy? A: Nothing, he's a mute.

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What did the girl say in her French lesson? Miss, I don't get it, its in a different language.

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the mean terrorist said "i am going to kill your mother" that mother is now dead

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I have magical powers. Try your best to not to follow these instructions: Ready? Go. You are now blinking your eyes. (strike 1) You are now breathing voluntary. (strike 2) You suddenly have an itch somewhere on your body. (strike 3) You lost. Thanks for playing my little game. Hope you enjoy thinking of a flying pink elephant with wings.

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A man walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Hey, 2 beers please" The bartender asks why he is ordering two, as he is alone. The man replies "There is a taxi waiting for me outside."

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Knock-knock. There is no reply. The burglar makes sure no one is home and breaks into a side window. After stealing some precious jewelry and family valuables, he exits through the same window.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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if your mother was put in a situation where she could either have sex with a man or a woman she would pick the woman

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Want to know how the dyslexic man with no left arm and no left leg? All left

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why did the chicken cross the road? no one knows because it got hit by a bus.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is an overused joke on a kid's cartoon. Thank me later.

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A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

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Yo momma's so fat that when she died of congestive heart failure, your family had to pay extra for a larger coffin to bury her in.

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

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why did jenny fall off the swing? because she had no arms Knock Knock Whos there? not jenny

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What did the slave say to its master? Nothing meanwhile he and his family had terminal cancer and were worked without pay for 20 years before dying fro, multiple cases of AIDS and infections within thier lungs and mouths.

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roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

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Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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