- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Will nearis is here! Get it

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body in an accident? He bled to death.

That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

Whiney the poo and the blustery day.

A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open the presents.

Why did the chicken cros- oh he got hit by a car.

So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

How do you confuse a conspiracy theorist? Tell them the government is not real.

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he'd would like to make a wager. The bartender replies, "no."

Where's the dick??? east

Why did priences Dian cross the street? Cause she wasn't wearing a seatbelt!!

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

Finding TWO worms in your apple.

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

What did the fly say to the spider? Please, I have a wife and daughter.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

roses are red violets are blue i just made you remember two girls one cup

If there are 2 narwhals and two apples, why is each of the narwhals happy? Because each is a narwhal.

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