What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Why was the little girl sad? An elephant shat on her face

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Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

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your mom is so fat jesus couldnt even lift her spirits

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

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Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was hungry. Thats why.

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Q.What do Santa Clause and a grape have in common? A.They both have beards. Except for the grape.

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You know that feeling you get when you see your crush walking towards you? No, I'm blind.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

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Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

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A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

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Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

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Roses are Gray. Violets are Gray. I am a Dog.

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9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

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knock knock who's there aids aids who ... dumb ass

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I helped build the town school. But when people see me, no one says "Hey, there's the guy that built the town school." I helped put out the flames, when the city was on fire. But when people see me they don't say "Hey, there's the hero that saved the city." But I have sex with one goat.... And people judge me justifiably asd having sex with goats is really disgusting and sticks in peoples minds.

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What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal

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what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

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How many jewish people can you fit in a Volkswagen? depending on the class of car but a mid range SUV can seat up to seven.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

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yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

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There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

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I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

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What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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