- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

Did you know that in the country of Nigeria, every minute, 60 second passes?

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

What group of people do the police target? Criminals.

An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? pretty much everything because dead babies aren't a laughing matter

Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

Chuck Norris can speak Japanese. Believe it or not he is actually multilingual, he speaks Spanish and French as well.

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

The WNBA.

Mitt Romney

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Presents.

What are the two sexiest farm animals? Consider that we are humans we shouldn't find any sex appeal in animals but if i had to guess I would say Brown Chicka Brown Cow

What did Steve say when his leg got chopped off? Nothing, he went into a state of shock before blacking out due to loss of blood. Later on, he died, and a week later, a funeral was held, in which nobody showed up, because nobody cared for Steve.

What happens when metal and ice collide together? The Titanic

Knock knock Who's there No one. The house has been vacant for years.

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