Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

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What did the dog say to the cat? I don't know actually

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What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

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what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

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What has 4 legs and cant walk? A paralyzed dog

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HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGH

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

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You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

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How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

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What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

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Who wants water? I do.

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What's the same between grapes and squirrels? They're both purple, except for the squirrel.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

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Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

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What's red bubbly and spins around? A baby in a microwave

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Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

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What's green and has wheels? A green car.

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Chuck Norris can speak Japanese. Believe it or not he is actually multilingual, he speaks Spanish and French as well.

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Did you know that in the country of Nigeria, every minute, 60 second passes?

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So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

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Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

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The WNBA.

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Anti Joke

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