An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Q: What's the difference between a grasshopper and pencil? A: Lots

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

wetly sucks dick just like teh boowb

thumb_up thumb_down -21

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

What's the difference between an eight year old girl and a Jew? Only one comes back from camp.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

I bought a pound of gold for my new gold ring, later that day I lost it

thumb_up thumb_down -21

What did the doctor say to his patient? You were supposed to die 12 seconds ago....

thumb_up thumb_down -21

What is the last bit of snow to fall from the sky called? Nothing. Meteorologists have not come up with a scientific term for this phenomenon.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

That was slightly painful. I would appreciate it if you would stop such actions in the future

thumb_up thumb_down -21

What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

thumb_up thumb_down -21

What did the cool guy say to Kelly Clarkson? Nothing, she's fat.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

A guy walks into a bar. NOT!

thumb_up thumb_down -21

What’s worse than being ruled by Adolf Hitler? Being ruled by Joseph Stalin.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

why did the baby die ? he fell down the stairs

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Q: What is the scariest thing ever? A: Child Birth.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Why did the little boy stick a fork in the electrical socket? Because he wanted to escape his abusive stepfather

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Knock Knock Who's there? Ada! Ada who? Ada burger for lunch!

thumb_up thumb_down -23

An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops