Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot

Sex vagina. lol.

Whats white and sticky? Marshmellows

What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

What's yellow and shark infested? Shark infested banana pudding.

Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

can you pass the soap?

what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

Women's rights

A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

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whats funnier then a children's hospital..... it catching on fire.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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