Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

"What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights." *Your suggestion is contradictory considering the fact that you are implying "Women's rights" is more humorous than "Women's rights".

What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

Why is my son hungry? Because he didn't eat lunch.

Q. How do you make your dog stop barking? A. Take it to the grocery store. Replace it with any popsicle in the fridge.

3 out of 5 smokers die And apparently the other 2 become immortal

whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

What did the cancer patient get for his birthday HIV

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "...no..?"

Your mother is so fat that her BMI is larger than average.

How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

why did the deer jump, because there was something in it's way

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I personally really do not know

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