- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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two tomatoes are running and one stops to tie its shoe and the other says "Catch up!" This begins to put the first tomato on the spot and he runs after the second tomato without finishing his shoe and he trips falls and dies of severe brain damage

Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

what did the astronaut say to the rocket scientist? hi

your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

A pirate walks into a doctors office with ship's wheel attached to his crotch. Pirate: "Arrrrrr, do ya accept Kaiser Permanente?" Doctor: "Yes, but there's a $20 co-pay."

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

What sits in the corner of room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

I Like my women like i like my wine, 6 years old and locked in the cellar

A mentally disabled person asked a tree, "Are you a tree?" the tree didn't say anything because it can not speak.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

This joke is not funny, So don't read it.

Whats black and white and read all over? A dead magpie.

roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

Stephen Hawkins walks into a bar...

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

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