Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

it's funny because it's funny

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

Why did the little boy tell his classmates jokes? To try and fit in for once.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to give him a bad reputation, but not enough to kill him

guys stop with the jewish jokes anne frainkly its getting old

Taxes are like prostitutes. The higher your salary, the more you pay.

if you spell clever backwards you get a mixture of letters that don't make sense

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Recycling anti-jokes

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

Q: what's red, green and goes over 100 miles per hour? A: a frog in a blender

How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

i knew this one arab, who was so arab that there was nothing funny about him

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

how come bob felt 'under pressure'? because somebody dropped a dumpster on him

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

I think poop is tasty... just kidding.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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