I don't like Holocaust jokes. Anne Frankly they offend me,

Ask me if I'm a dinosaur. Are you dinosaur? No.

What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

A: Whats black and hangs from my tree in my backyard? B: What? A: Blackberries B: Blackberries grow on bushes

What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

What is worse than breaking your pencil? Flying on a magic carpet

Whats the difference between cats and dogs? ....cats suck

What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

What does it mean when you have big shoes? Either you were genetically born with big feet, or you are wearing sheos that are too big for you.

Caitlin Jenner has a mangina.

my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

I was gonna tell a gay joke Butt fuck it.

why are black people so fast? because there black

Why can't Johnny run? He has no legs.

Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

What is the mexican dream? To jump the border

Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asked the bartender. "It's genetic." replied the horse, amazed at the man's incapability to understand horses.

When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

what do you call a dog with no legs? whatever his owner named him it is a shame he can`t run and play with other dogs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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