knock knock whos there? nobody

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do,Nt loagh at me I has dislecqsia

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What is black and white and red all over? A black, red and white picture

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i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

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Chuck Norris can speak Japanese. Believe it or not he is actually multilingual, he speaks Spanish and French as well.

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What group of people do the police target? Criminals.

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So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

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Did you know that in the country of Nigeria, every minute, 60 second passes?

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An Irishman, Englishman and Scotsman come across a magic slide. They each decide to take a turn. The Irishman goes first, sliding down and shouting "GOLD!", and finding himself in a pile of gold as he reaches the bottom. The Englishman slides down screaming "SILVER!", and lands in a heap of silver at the bottom. The Scotsman takes his turn, and shouts "WEEEE!" as he slides down. He gets up and realises what a needless waste of a wish his enjoyment cost him.

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The WNBA.

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what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? pretty much everything because dead babies aren't a laughing matter

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Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

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Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

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What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

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What has 4 legs and cant walk? A paralyzed dog

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Why did the old man die? He died because he saw the light wich happened to be a street light in the distance.

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whats the difference between a male porsche driver and a porcupine? with porcupines,the pricks are on the outside.

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A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

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You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

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HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGH

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

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life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

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When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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