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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was no traffic for miles and the chicken was in search of basic needs.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

What's red and bad for you teeth. A brick

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

What time is it when an elephant steps on your watch? Time to go to the hospital and get treated for a shattered wrist.

A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin after being attacked by a man with a mace.

what did helen keller say to the nazi? -nothing, helen keller was blind and deaf so she could never aquired the ability to speak

(This poem is written by a dog) Roses are gray Violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

Why did the Asian man go into space? Because he was an astronaut.

A couple is playing chess. The man then chokes his wife to death, throws her body in a woodchopper, and eats her like cereal- Frost

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

Know what's funnier than the holocaust? Almost everything i can possibly imagine. The holocaust was a terrible case of mass extermination due solely to naxis racist views

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

Why did the black man walk into a bar? To order a drink.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house Knock knock Who's there? The chicken

What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

Knock knock. Who's there? ... Damn knick knockers.

What happened when the turkey jumped out of the airplane? It fell.

what's worse than the Holocaust. Finding two worms in your apple.

a mexican, a asian and a black guy are in a car whos driving? your mom

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