- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between camping and molestation? I wasn't taken camping as a child

How do you confuse a black man? Call him from a blocked number and I say "I love you"

a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

A paraplegic women falls off a boat. Regardless of the fact that she was wearing a properly inflated flotation device, she still managed to drown. She died instantly, the next day.

A man walked into a bar. He bought a pint.

I'm 4 and what is this?

Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is also blue

you know what hurts, a revolver bullet in your brain.

What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

I would tell you a joke but I'm not funny

Why is it bad to smoke in a public place? Because secondhand smoke may cause lung cancer.

Beware of orange frogs with black stripes! They are dangerous! On the other hand, if you see a black frog with orange stripes, you're in no danger.

Your mom is so fat, that your gonna get a brother soon.

Q.What's green and smells like grass??? A. Grass

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

Thumbs up if u dont have aids:)

--- ___________________--- Can you tell what it is? Yes... Then what is it? Its a blanket,duh! ......

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

A man walks into a bar a browning automatic rifle, it accidentally fires hitting the main artery in his neck and he promptly bleeds to death.

Why was the Pizza Delivery boy crying? He was sad.

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