Why couldn't 7 multiply itself by 18? Because there were two people having sex in between them.

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What do you get when you cross a cheetah and a zebra? A dead zebra.

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Do knock-knock jokes apply to homeless people?

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In Soviet Russia life had both pros and cons.

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Why did the man paint his dog blue? He has some strange mental condition and is incapable of controlling his own actions.

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what's the difference between a male and female skeleton? The jaw bone structure

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How do you annoy a farmer? Shoot his wife.

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Q: How do you get an elephant in a refrigerator in three easy steps? A: You open the refrigerator door, you put the elephant inside, you close the refrigerator door. Q": How do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator in four easy steps? A": You open the refrigerator door, you take the elephant out, you put the giraffe inside, you close the refrigerator door.

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Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Cancer

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whats a diffrence between a bench and a black person the bench is a thing a black person is a human being

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Why didnt the guy knok on the door Because the door was open to begin with

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What did the strawberry say to the strawberry? Nothing because strawberries are fruit and can't talk

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whats worse than 100 babies strapped to an atomic bomb? 1 baby strapped to 100 atomic bombs

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I mustache you a question. But I'll shave it for later.

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What is the difference between my dog and my girlfriend? I love my dog

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What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

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How many fat Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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why was six afraid of seven? seven was a sex offender

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Three men are sitting in a tub. One of them says "Toss me the soap." The second one says "Toss me the shampoo." The third one says "Toss me the toaster."

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What starts with an 's' and ends with a 'hit'? Shortly after the war, 4 men went to celebrate at the local bar. They all had a grand time there, when a man in black walked into the bar. The man in black knocks once on the bar. "What do you want?" asked the bartender. The man in black didn't respond. This time, the bartender asked again, only louder. The man in black then turned to his right to face the 4 other men celebrating. The man in black then suddenly pulled out a pistol, and shot the 4th man. He then burst into a sprint and ran out of the bar. "He's hit," the 3rd man shouted, "he's hit!"

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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You wanna hear a clean joke? Mary takes a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is a man.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A Stick!

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What do you get when you put a black guy in a blender. Why are you still reading....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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