What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A mechanical wheelchair.

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Ahem. Testicles. That is all.

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how do you break up with your girlfriend? talk about their race.

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why did the chicken cross the road? i don't know u tell me

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Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk! Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

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What do boats and starving children have in common? They both float, except for the starving children.

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Yo momma's so fat she got her own zip code! except she doesn't because zip codes are reserved for much larger areas than that of your mother.

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What happened when a star exploded? It killed billions of other sentient beings.

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What does it mean if your born on opposite day? you have sids

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why do prostitutes do what they do? Because they have abusive fathers who always used them as sex slaves as children

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?' The horse says "I was just diagnosed with testicular cancer."

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What do you call a red light A:soon to be green

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

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There was once a man with a penis so huge, his girlfriend liked their sexual experiences very much. A year later they got married and had kids, however the man got fired from his accounting job and it all went downhill.

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roses are red violets are blue I hear a bus...

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What starts with the letter P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dave." "Dave who?" Dave holds back tears as he realises his mother's Alzheimer's is getting worse.

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings,whats worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust Whats worse than the holocaust?.. 3 bee stings

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What's blue paint and smells like red paint? Paints

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hey bruno ta quoi ds ta boite a lunch aujourdhui? DU SABLE CRISS DE POVRE!

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Why couldn't little Jimmy see his mum in the crowd? Because he was blind.

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what did the postman say to the dog, nothing he doesnt speak dog....... but his mother in law does.

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There were two elephants in a bathtub. One elephant says, "Hey, could you pass the soap." The other replies, "No soap, radio."

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What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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