Have you read Shakespeare? Dunno. Who wrote it? Shakespeare.

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one of my best friends is blind and hasn't been able to see anything hhis entire life but he can hear a hummingbird from 50 yards away i mean, talk about worthless..

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Robin, get in the car!

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she was born with no arms and is not loved.

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What do you call a Mexican who likes to eat burritos? A Mexican

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

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you: have you seen the movie constapated them:no you:its because it hasen't come out yet

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what is the biggest lie in the whole world? -please drink responsibly

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. It started raining and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

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My favorite color is Ham. And I can count to Potato.

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Q) What do you call a black president? A) Mr. President

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010010101210001010 You dirty girl

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What's worse than watching paint dry or grass grow? Watching paint dry on grass.

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Wanna hear a joke about a baby with AIDS? It never gets old.

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Why are some people so barbaric? Because some people are German.

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Whats the difference between a woman and a fridge? A fridge doesn't fart when you take your meat out!

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Is that your face or is your dog walking backwards.

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Q. What do you call a white guy with a black dick? A. Gay

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What is cowboy say

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A man and a women are having sex. He farted so she left before he came.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says nothing to the man running the stand. Realizing that the duck might potentially keep patrons from approaching the stand, he packs up and moves elsewhere.

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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