How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 5 dollars he would have 10 dollars

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a human profession, and the other is a type of fish.

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what do you call a black man falling off a cliff holy shit

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Bob: Say this word that I spell out. Jane: Ok Bob: N.I.N.A. Jane: Um...Nina? Bob: Correct. Now try N.I.N.O. Jane: Nino like el nino Bob: Good. How about N.I.N.E. Jane: Ninny? Bob: Hahaha wrong

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, There's gas in your shower, Because you're a Jew. Love, Hitler

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Whats worst than the holocaust? What? 6million Jews.

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Your sister's feet smell so bad people encourage her to go home and wash them.

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What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe? Fur traders

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Whats sad about a city bus full of black people exploding. NOTHING

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Whats worse than sleeping on a bed of hot coals? Lupus

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A man walks into a bar. It was a salad bar, so he left.

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What do you call a man who rides on unicorns? A liar. Unicorns don't exist.

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why was the woman out of the kitchen, because she had to have sex with her husband in a bed

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter. It won't come to you regardless what you call it.

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What did one cow say to the other cow? Moo

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What do you get if you cross an Irishman with a Brazilian Aristocrat? I don't know.

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have cancer.

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A dyslexic blind man walks into the bartender behind the bra

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Your mom is so fat That the salesman advised her not to buy the tight dress

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whats the capital of congo famine

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why did the mexican cross the road? to get to the lawn mowing shop becuase his wife has breast cancer, and he cant pay the bills sitting on his butt and getting a check from the government every month

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

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Davey Peterson.

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