what do you call a top thats spining? A spinning top

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what did Russell wilson get for Christmas a seahawk..

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What do you say to a black man with AIDS? I hope you get medical help and find a cure for your illness.

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Why could a fat man not do a barrel roll? He has already to many rolls.

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Why did Marilyn Manson surgically remove 2 ribs from his body? To suck his own penis.

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What did spongebob say to patrick? Im ready! im ready!

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Who would win Coolio or Vannlia Ice? nieth because Chuck Norris did a round house kick.

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One day, a woman was walking down an alleyway at midnight She reached the end of the alley and realised that it was a dead end, as there was a brick wall, so she turned around and headed on back home.

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Once upon a time, there was a Y O U M A D and they all lived happily ever after.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet, And so is she.

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What did the red paint say to the blue paint? They said nothing. Paints don't talk and you need to see a doctor if you answered anything else.

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Q. What's brown and circular? A. MEATBALLS!

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what do you call a black man in a car? -a person who passed his drivers test

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Why was the black racist guy and the white racist guy, who 0hated each other, afraid of Michael Jackson? They didn't want to be the other each others color.

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So it was 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar......I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ended up getting nuked

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Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

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I love you

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Q: Whats worse than finding 10 babies in a trash can? A: Finding 1 baby in 10 trash cans!

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what did the orange say to the apple? hi

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nock nock who's there is me u idiot we aranged this yesterday

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why wont me daughter eat my feces

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A man walks in a bar he talks to the bartender aand he tells him a joke about him and hs friends. how do you find out his name? You killl the bartenders friends and family untill he talks.

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Yo mama so poor, she can't afford luxuries

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