- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Happy Birthday! Your mom is dead!

I will create more jobs for americans

What did the elf say to Santa I'm not making any more toys fat ass.

mmm i love marble bumhole

Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

An English Grammar Expert writes a very intelligent essay.

What's the difference between a duck? An orange.

A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

What did death say to life? Go die

What do you call a blue colored dog with seven legs, that oinks? not a dog...

Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

How do you kill a fish? You bite off its head.

What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

Roses are red vielots are blue but they aren't as sweet as you.Can you be my Valentine ny choclate cupcake will you me my choclate

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Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

What did the boy get at the bowling alley for his birthday? a corpse. *from Bones

roses are red violets are blue clean up that **** or no sex 4 u

What do you call a dog with 2 legs? Doesn't matter, it's not going to come anyways.

Knock knock! Who's there? The police your son died in a car crash.

why was the the taxi cab driver having a bad day? because he wasnt making very much money, didnt get alot of customers, some of which were extremely rude, and his entire family just died.

heat!

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