Mexican? I dont care if you are Mexican or not really, it makes no difference to me, I know you, I seen you before. But seriously, I consider you a good friend and all, and it seems we both get along, but you know after stuff happens, are we still friends then or is this all just a mating game thing for you? You can be honest with me, I am a realist, and I kinda like the idea of,the day after tomorrow, wont deny that. Its just that I dont want to lose a good friend in the process, and if this is just you trying to score, then well, I guess its still nice knowing this side of you.

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Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

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What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

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What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

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What do you call a donkey on Christmas? a donkey.

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What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

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A guy walks into a bar. NOT!

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what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

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What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of Elephants coming over the hill? Oh look, a herd of Elephants coming over the hill.

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why did the baby die ? he fell down the stairs

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Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory because she kept throwing away the w's

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* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender!

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How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.

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Why do black people have white hands? Palms and soles are not in direct sunlight, and therefore less amounts of melanin are produced in those regions.

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Why cant Joe drive his tractor? Because he doesn't have any arms or legs. Why doesn't Joe have any arms or legs? BECAUSE JOE IS A POTATO.

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Susie fell of a swing and died Knock Knock Who's there Susie

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Why didn't Suzie go to the park? She commited suicide 2 years ago.

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Oh, go away

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A muslim guy walks into a bar and orders a water as he isnt allowed to drink alcohol

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How do you get a nun pregnant? Artificial insemination.

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Women age like a fine wine: sediment develops as they lose their tannins, and earthy notes of oak and mineral develop in their flavor profile, giving them a lengthened finish.

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