Why did Sally fall of the swing? Breaking news! An 18 wheeler has gone loose and hit a playground damaging a swing, 1 fatality and 16 children injured 5 in critical condition

What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

How many babies can you breast feed? 2

what did one dinosaur say to the other? "rawr"

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

yo mama is so fat that wii fit puts her in the overweight category

Why did the frog cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

haha black people :D

Girl: That's pretty big. Boy: That's what she said. Woman: Yes, I enjoys large genitals.

Why didn't children go to their grandma at summer? Cause, they were hit by a car earlier that year and they are dead.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

How many baby can u fit in a cup? A: it depends how strong ur blender is How do you get them out? A: tortilla chips

What did the cow say to the farmer? moo

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

One day i woke up, and found my wife dead on the floor. lol.

Invisible Children Foundation.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

what's a fish with no eyes and out of water? its just a fish

Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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