roses are red violets are blue i had sex with your dog

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Ken wins!

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor and the doctor said "There is no cure for the monkeys in your head"

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What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

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How did john walk on the sun? We don't know, he probably burned to death before getting close.

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my mind's eye?

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Why am I telling you this joke? Because the person who did it before me mentioned that he enterted this, agreed to the Terms of Service and clicked submit - but missed out that he also typed in the capcha. Mine said: never quit.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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- On the cliff edge are standing three people: an Asian, Jewish and black man. Who's going to fall first? - Who's going to care about this?

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What do you call a place where all hopes and dreams go to die as this place is contained of depression and the lingering smell of death? www.anti-joke.com

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How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

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Knock knock? Whose There? Not Suzie, She can't knock

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Why did the gitl fail her cooking class? Because she was abused and severely beaten by her teacher

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If life gives you lemons, keep them because hey, free lemons

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How can you tell if a joke is skept? Tell it to raysean and see if he laughs

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk in to a barber shop They each ask the barber for haircuts of their preference.

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knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

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What happened after the man walked off the cliff? Nothing. It was a foot tall.

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I baked tonight. What did you bake? Brownies. What kind of brownies? Chocolate.

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how do you beat the system? throw your xbox out a window.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a nest of worms in your apple.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

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Anti Joke

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