- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

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Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

why are marcos hands all swetty. he just got done giving a hand job to joe.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

The day the forces of light fight the forces of darkness, we will all live in darkness no matter who wins. Pure darkness will not allow you to see. Pure light will blind you.

What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

What happened the homeless guy's home? A meteor fell on it.

A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

Why didn't the black man eat lunch? Because his lunch asked him not to eat it.

I was driving to Wal-Mart the other day and I saw a black man in a white Murcielago. I thought to myself that he must be doing good. Because everything he owns is white..... dick

What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

what has 2 legs and bleeds alot half a dog

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

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