How do the Chinese name their children? They decide on a name that both parents can agree upon, and they write that on the certificate of birth.

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Cinema greatest shit final, anime and videogames dont translate well into movies edition: One day... a young man named Tyler Reed, is chased by the notorious bully named Peter Ganondorf... Just then... he coincidentally utters "I AM THE LINK!" And a great lightning bolt strikes him... Tyler Becomes THE LINK! As for Peter Ganondorf... he became a pile of burning ashes... But Just then THE LINK, gets contacted by Jessica Fairy! And receives a important message... The evil Dr.Bullshitious has destroyed the connection without earth and planet Zelda! And that is bad... BECAUSE! Can Tyler Reed use his powers of lightning fast flight, and collect the TWO pieces of the mystic "triforce" to earn the ultimate weapon? The Master gun! Most importantly, can he become THE LINK between Planet Zelda and Earth? *Shows random shots that you cant make shit of like those movies you know suck just from the narration* ZELDA: THE LINK TO PLANET EVOLUTION! Moral: Still better than Dragon Ball Evolution...

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Why did the black man run when he heard police sirens? Because he was parked in a handicap spot

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Why are women so obsessed with not having penises? I'm serious. Imagine an ordinary woman out there, who is not doing any of the activities that the women-not-having-penises thing is famous for. But I can pretty much guarantee that under her clothes at that very moment, she isn't having a penis. And for no good reason. Sometimes I suspect women keep up the no-penis thing even in their sleep. Frankly, I find that creepy. Why are women so obsessed with not having penises?

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Most of these Anti-Jokes are Anti-Anti jokes, which makes them funny, if they were actually Anti-Jokes they wouldn't be funny at all.

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Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

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What is the difference between a black man and a Chevrolet? They didn't sell Chevrolets in the 1800s.

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How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

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What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

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Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

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A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

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Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

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how did the man with the gun die? obesity

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Check this web out www.hurr-durr.com

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being dragged to his death by an 18 wheeler.

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Why did the little boy have gum on his shoe? Because he stepped on it

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... Chan chan

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Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

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There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

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Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

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Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

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Q: Why is the sky green? A: It's not

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What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

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how do u get to your favorite chinese restaurant? wok.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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