- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

Why was the boy late for class? He was late because he got stabbed and left in the bathroom.

Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

Knock Knock. Who'se there? It's Dave. Dave who? Um, you invited me over here. Open the damn door.

what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house she is likely to be there for some time.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well, you should, if only for the cultural experience.

Why did the man stop smoking? Because he was shot in the face.

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

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What to you call a heavy person, Someone overweight

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

What do you call a jewish womans boobs? JUBES!

Why did the man with brain cancer die? He drove his Segway off a cliff.

Why did the Muslim boy crash a plane into a building? Because the remote-controlled plane suddenly malfuctioned and crashed into a nearby apartment complex.

How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

What does an Irishman say to you in the morning? Nothing because you only speak French.

What green and has wheels? grass I lied about the wheels

Q: Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench. A: A bench is an object and a mexican is a human being.

Roses are red, Violets are red, My house is red, I am on fire

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the seat next to you? A: Whatever his name happens to be.

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