Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What do you call an African-American picking cotton and harvesting wheat. A farmer.

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Actually it was me Josh brown

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What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

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This site has ads. and so does every other free site

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your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

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Why did the cupcake walk into the bar? It can't it's a cupcake

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What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

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Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

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A man walks into a bar and asks for 6 vodka shots. The bartender looks at him in a strange manner. The man quickly downs all 6 of the vodka shots. The bartender looks at the man and says "Jeepers mate, whats the celebration?" The man replies "Well mate, first blow job today" The bartender in a kind gesture says "Here you go mate, next one is one me" while pouring another shot. The man respectfully replies, "No thanks mate, if 6 didn't get the taste away, im sure 7 won't"

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Friends are like potatoes, when you eat them, they die.

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i black man walks in to a bar.he askes if he can make out with you? the man says"no. black man says"why? the guy says"because im not homersexal. black man says"oh. boss says"hey i told you dont talk to black people. guy says"no i can ekplan.boss says no more of buts or buy. boss says" you are fired guy says"NO! boss says"yup both of you get out! guys say no two guards come to talk them out. THE END`DONE!

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A traveling salesman stops at a farmer's house. The farmer then offers the salesman a bed with his daughter. The salesman quickly replied, "I don't want to go to bed right now. I need to know the way to Pawtucket." The farmer then gave the salesman directions and the two parted ways.

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Call me Ishmael. Or don't. Well, you can, but I'm not forcing you. You could call me Steve or Bob, it's not really that important. I'm just around here anyway to tell about a huge white dick. A whale dick. A SPERM whale dick. Never mind. Or the guy whose obsessed with it. No, it's not what it sounds like. He just wants to stab it with his harpoon. Wait, that sounds even worse. Whatever. Anyway, call me Ishmael...

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You know you're drunk when you've spend a significant amount of time consuming alcohol.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why would the chicken cross a road

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NEVER

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What is long and black? The line at KFC

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A black man shoots someone. He was a cop and he killed a dangerous man who attacked him.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other muffin says nothing because it is a muffin.

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whats the difference between a turkey and a baby i dont know how to cook a turkey

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Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... *walks away*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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