Hi Mum!!!!!!!!

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Whats the hardest thing to have sex with? a goldfish.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

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If you are stranded on a deserted island would you eat your hand or the 5 star meal you butter prepared? -Matt

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What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

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Why do nascar drivers wreck Jeff gordon's bad racing Stupidity And kyle buschs great wrecking ability

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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Why do I hate food? I don't.

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whats a long boring sotry that no oneever wantsto read? the life of sarah palin.

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Whats red and bad for your teeth? Bricks

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Your mums so stupid. She bought an apple for 35p even though the shop across the road sells them for 34p

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

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a duck, a mexican, a camel, a jew, a duck, a moose, an asian, an ostrich, a turtle, an elephant, a scorpion, two vampires, a pokemon, your mom, Stephen Hawkings, a bird, a plane, mario, your family, and a plumber walk into a bar. They have cancer, AIDS, disabilties, diabetes, herpes, siezures, retardation, death in their families, drug addiction, no arms or legs, no home, no money, racial segregation, and have been raped. A combination of which is worse than the holocaust and three bee stings and a rope that fails.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

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Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

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whats the difference between Whitney Huston and rubber duck? The rubber duck dosent smoke crack. hmm to soon?

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Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

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Why did the priest take a little boy into the back room? To talk about the boy's future.

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What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

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whats red and smells like blue paint? blue paint on the rag

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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