- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the stage after cancer? you die

What did the fish say when it was being fried? That's crazy, fish can't talk.

whats funnier than 24? 25

R: Caught my wife cheating the other night. P: You bitter? R: Yes. I am.

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

A lady walks into her bedroom and sees her boy friend having sex with another girl. She hears the phone ring and a voice says "your grandma died".

If Jonny has 300 pies and eats 299 pies what is left for Jonny? DIABETES

hickory dickory dock no one cares

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

Chuck norris is seen standing outside a bakery in Paris holding numchucks. He just finished lunch

Q.How do you kill a Zombie? A. You can't Zombies are fictional monsters that do not exist in our reality. instead why not focus on killing other things such as, Terrorists, Ants and People who piss you off

Why did the lightbulb cross the road? It must have had an external force acting upon it. Lightbulbs are inanimate objects and cannot make decisions or move voluntarily. Someone must have thrown it. It broke. Someone should clean it up.

how much could a wood-chuck chuck if a wood-chuck could chuck wood? it doesnt matter because they can not chuck wood

Two black guys jump off a bridge..who lands first? They would land at the same time due to earths gravity acting on them both with an equal force.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

Why did a black person get gingivitis? He repeatedly didn't brush which caused both dental plaque and tartar getting filled with harmful bacteria, and if they aren't removed from teeth, they will begin to irritate the gums and cause gingivitis.

Dear 6, Please stop hitting on me, I heard you've done some pretty dirty stuff with 9. Sincerely, 7

A woman was in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband. Shortly after she brings the sandwich to him and he thanks her seeing as his disabled legs prevent him from walking to the kitchen and making one himself. His wife later heads to her job as a firefighter.

I'm pretty sure you can't throw a fridge...

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