- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The hooker walks into a bar wearing a vest and tight denim shorts. A drunken man proceeds in trying to have his way with her. He is thrown out for sexual mis-conduct and is currently waiting for his court date.

Why was the couple in the waiting room crying? Because their son was diagnosed of AIDS and will probably not live into his twenties.

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

what did the blue paint say to the red paint? i am blue

Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

Say this to someone: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color?

Why didn't the teenager go to high school? He was murdered

One time, I ate 3 chipotle burritos....after a tennis match

Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

What's worse than being a Packer fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... Oh, wait...

Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic

Why did the weiner dog have a bad childhood? Uncle Monty put his foot up its arse on a daily basis before chewing dorris's nose, ears and eyelids.

penis?

What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Anal.

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