I'm not wearing underwear. Why? Because I have built in underwear. :)

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Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

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Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

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What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

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Why didn't the teenager go to high school? He was murdered

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Why was the couple in the waiting room crying? Because their son was diagnosed of AIDS and will probably not live into his twenties.

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How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

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What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

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What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

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One time, I ate 3 chipotle burritos....after a tennis match

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Say this to someone: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color?

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Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

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what did the blue paint say to the red paint? i am blue

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

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Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

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What did the bird say when he was riding the turtle? Weeee...

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Whats the difference between a 100 dead babies and a ferrari? One is an automobile and the other is a tragic reminder that SIDS is a serious and deadly problem.

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why the chicken cross the road? because he just committed 3rd degree murder and was try'in to commit suicide

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GONNA

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Q: What's worse than seeing a scorpion A: being stung by that scorpion

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Why was little Jessica missing?? She was stuck in the freezer.

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What is the difference between a duck and a cow? One is an aquatic fowl and the other is a farmland mammal.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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