why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

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Why did the boy drop the ice cream? Because he had a seizure.

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Q : What did the construction worker get for christmas? A: Nothing a building fell on him 3 days earlier

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You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

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Why can't Tommy ride his bicycle? Because Tommys' bike has a missing pedal.

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If everyone in China jumped up and down at the same time they would lose all credibility as a nation for organising such a pointless excursion.

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What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

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whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

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– Hello. Is this a laundry? – Yes, it is a laundry.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This is an antijoke It doesn't have to rhyme.

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What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

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How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

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A man did not like this site

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Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

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c-? men, C-men

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So a rouge names creampiiemaker was walking in the vast lands of the arathi basin when a night elf druid with 585 stan and a resil rating of 6750 asked yo bro you wanna duel, the rogue asked with a grin on his face if the night elf was kidding, they then shook hands and went out to gold shire, village and dined on porridge made from the finest vendor, they then warsonged it up all night for mad honor points and got lap dances in gold shire tavern.

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What do you call a Black man with AIDS? Unfortunate.

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What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

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Why was the African Americanfemale at an abortion clinic? Because she just killed a child.

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