- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

What do you call a black man who is great at basketball? An all-star

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

Q: Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? A: Neither did he.

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

Patient- "Doctor, doctor help me! I've only got 59 seconds to live!" Doctor- "I'll be there in a minute."

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What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

The GOV and the WHO?

I'd really wanted to design a car, and then craft some sort of prototype dream car and concepts but sadly, I can't even draw a straight line.

What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

Whats the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

You're mother has had a heart attack in the middle of the street, you start to sing amazing grace hoping people will join in, but unfortunatly this is not a musical and you should call 911.

Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play including his 6 year old sister who has down syndrome.

How many blodnes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Approximately 17. with the addition of 6 brunettes.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

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