Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

Why did the little girl not speak? It was Anne Frank

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

Knock Knock! Whos there? Doctor! Doctor who? exactly.. how did you know?

When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

She look like Ms. Universe and I'm bout to be in that black hole

When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

what goes boo a sock

Roses are Blue, Europe is Yellow. I suck at poems, Refridgerator

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

What happens when you hit a black guy with your car? He is seriously injured.

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because his weekend was busy!

What did Steve jobs tell bill gates? Please pass the salt.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

What's harder than steel? Beating Tetris. What's harder than diamond? Beating Tetris...

why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 was a pussy.

How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

One kid says I've had threw bottles of water and I haven't had to go to the bathroom. His friend says may have a urinary tract infection.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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