Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

"what's fat,stupid,and has a shell" "i don't know what" "you, i lied about the shell"

Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

Chuck Norris is so strong that he could bench almost 250 pounds in his heyday.

A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

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yo mamas so fat whenever she wears a pink bathing suit people say "look at that fat lady wearing a pink bathing suit!

What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

A: knock knock B: the door is open, why don't you come right in?

"Doctor, doctor, I am having a hard time controlling my muscles!" "It's Lesche-Nyhan Syndrome, this is a genetic terminal illness...i'm sorry."

What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

A blind man walks into a bar and a table and a lady....

Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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