- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

What is old and fancy and comes in two pieces? Marie Antoinette.

What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

What did Hitler say to his wife? It's time to go start the Holocaust.

What did the bartender say to the black guy? hi there

Wolfjob.

What did the muslim get for christmas? Nothing.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted sobs

A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. I just bought a new xbox.

what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

A mexican and a black person are in the back of a car. Whos driving? A bus driver.

caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

Christianity.

boobs!

what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??