Roeses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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why did the kid fall off the swing? someone threw a fridge at him

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Hey I just met you. And this is crazy. So get in my van. Cause I have candy.

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A blind man walks into a bar. He cannot read the drink menu.

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who killed more poeple than jeffory dommer, john wayne gayce, and ted buny combined cancer

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Why was the young women crying Because her fiancé who was battling a severe Case of pneumonia just passed away

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3 Blondes walk into a bar. One ducks, the other two are hospitalized with mild concussions

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who's yellow , and looks like a bear? pudsey

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A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

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how do u know when your in west virginia? when the houses have more wheels than the cars

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Roses are red So are you Cause you killed my dreams So I killed you

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How many fat Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips violently.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the gay's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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How many amoebas does it take to change a light bulb? Depending on your religious belief and the variation in evolutionary growth, a full study on the answer would require immense time and be very costly. I would also not feel comfortable providing an answer based on opinion or estimated guess. The answer is therefor be inconclusive.

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what do you get when you give an eevee a french stone? Napoleon!!!

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Q: What did the schizophrenic man say to his father? A: "Every time grandmother's urn shrieks, this pornography turns to black ink."

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i like my babies how i like my potatoes..... skinned

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I have the answer to why the child stepped on a ball-he was dumb

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What's worse than getting a paper cut? Getting shot in the face.

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What did the man get on his birthday the week before he died? Obamacare

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Why didn't the girl's ring fit? She had no fingers.

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Roses are red, violets are red, Tulips are red, bushes are red.... WTF MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE.

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Anti Joke

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