A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear? The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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Guess where my mom lives? Utah? Correct Guess where my dad lives? Utah? Correct Guess where my aunt lives Utah!?!?!? NO!!!! Trick Question b... she's dead

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A seal walks into a club.

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What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

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A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

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Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

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How do you know if you have a good slave? It is hard working and determined... And black

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Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

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Whats the difference between chad woldert and justin beiber? Nothing

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yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

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what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

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Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

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What does karissas vagina taste like? Ask vantwon

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Q. What has four legs, but can't walk? A. A dog dying of a serious illness...

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What did one man say to the other? "hi other man"

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Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

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Roses are red, violets are blue you may not know this but I'm falling for you . <3

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yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

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Why did my ex-husband get fired from the m&m factory? He was throwing away all the W's.

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why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

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What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

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What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

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Nowadays, aviation is the most secure means of conveyance in the world, but paragliding is not.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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