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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a a miget crossed with a vampire? A miget, vampires are a figment of you're screwed up imagination.

Did you here about the Asian couple who had a stupid baby? They named him Sum Ting Wong

Tom and Ralph are In a verbal scuffle. Tom: your adopted ralf! Ralph: yes! Now I have lesser chance of high blood pressure!

Korean man, "Hi, I'm the President of North Korea!" Man, "Oh wow! What's your name?" Korean man, "Kim."

Q:What do you call a wizard who flies? A: A flying wizard.

How can you tell if someone is vegan? -they'll tell you

knock knock ? Who's there ? idunnop idunnop who ? Eww you've done a what?!

What body part do you shave other than your balls? My fridge.

Q:how do you make a rockstar cry? A: hit him with a breifcase

So, a Hispanic, Jewish, Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "Aren't you tired of this?"

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Stab her.

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

i put a oie in the oven, it baked

Roses are red violets are blue your mother is pretty what happened to you.

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Getting laid at the special Olympics.

A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having a Hippo give you head.

how do you kill a giraffe? you don't.

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

Today, my house burned to the ground. FML.

Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

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Two Jews walk into a concentration camp. One goes to work and the other one gets gassed.

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