Why did the car stop To buy drugs

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lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

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What's worse than failing your midterms? Child abuse.

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Why did the mother get upset with her son? Because he sexually experimented with his cousin.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

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There was this fruit joke, but it had no punchline.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

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haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

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your momma eats so much ice cream, you often find yourself without anything sweet to eat late at night when you're hungry

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WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

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Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

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What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

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feminists.

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What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

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I was gonna smack jakes titties...but michael was already doing it....:/

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Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals."

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Somebody has robbed your house, how do you gather evidence? Look for traces of watermelon or chicken bones.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I blackmailed his family with rape from Ronald mcdonald

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A black man, a jewish man and an asian man walk into a bar. They are attending the wake of a friend who died of cancer.

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The Princess is in another castle

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

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A bear goes to target, soon after animal control came and put it in a nearby zoo

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Q: What did Hitler say to the Rabbi? A: I don't like you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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