- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

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Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Obviously not Bob, Idiot What did Bob get for christmas? A glove Actually, I lie. He hasn't unboxed it yet.

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Why did the black man get lynched? Because he committed eight murders and six double homicides, and the judge wanted him dead...

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I'm 4 and what is this?

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What about all the bullshit comments? The spamming?

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Bill: Heydidyouknowlosersaywhat Donny: What? Bill: Loser

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knock knock whos there boo boo who why are you sad my wife has cancer

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Is that my bread? I sure hope so.

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What's big and green and would probably kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table.

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Roses are red, violets are blue my neighbor is black he will jump you too

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What is 5 brittish guys who can't sing and horrible music make .... one direction

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Why couldn't the elephant ride a bike? Because he had no thumbs...

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XD I literally cant stop laughing XD, thats like a manly tussle would go down huh? XDXDXD Cartoon Network? Is that thing still on anywhere? You like watching cartoons? I don't mind if you do.

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A black guy walks into a bar orders his drink and could not do it in a more civilized way

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whenever you come out of emma browns bedroom

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Whats worse then Justin Bieber? It's a trick question, there's is nothing worse than her

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 went to a house party. 7 was there. 7 and 6 kind of new each other. They went to the same school, but weren`t really friends. All night 7 was giving 6 strange looks. 6 started feeling uneasy, so he left the party early. When 6 got in his car 7 was inside waiting for him and pulled out a gun. Luckily 6 got away from 7 safely, but has been scared of him ever since.

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Why couldn't the dead man take a shit? He was severely constipated

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Why did the black man actually receive an education. Because he is entitled to one as a citizen of the world. Frederick Douglass, at the twenty-third anniversary of the Emancipation Proclamation stated that "Education, the sheet anchor to a society where liberty and justice are secure, is a dangerous thing to society in the presence of injustices and oppressions...." Douglass knew that in order for black people in America to survive, they had to be educated because it was the one area that could make the weak person strong and the black person equal. By the time the modern day Civil Rights Movement started, its leaders already knew that education was knowledge, and that knowledge was power. In order for black people to gain their equality, they would have to have a solid foundation to stand on, and that foundation would be education.

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Why is motorboating so much fun? Because they are unmatched for their speed and agility in the water.

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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