What did one guy in the bar say to the other? Hi.

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What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

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How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

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why did Sarah fall out of the swing? she had no arms. Knock knock. who's there? not Sarah.

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What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Prostate exam > Some of these Anti Jokes

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Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

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What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

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How do you make a baby cry? You kill its mother.

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What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

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What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

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what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

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What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

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What did the bartender say to the black guy? hi there

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Wolfjob.

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A mexican and a black person are in the back of a car. Whos driving? A bus driver.

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I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

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What did Hitler say to his wife? It's time to go start the Holocaust.

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Nowadays, aviation is the most secure means of conveyance in the world, but paragliding is not.

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What did the muslim get for christmas? Nothing.

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What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

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