- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was little Timmy afraid of his dentist? Because he was 10 foot scorpion.

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A drum set.

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

carn ehney bodie hellp mie with mine smellings?

Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

Why couldn't Sammy ride a Bicycle? -Because Sammy is a Fish

Q: What's more silly than the idea of a wealthy, successful black man? A: A Clown

Why'd the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a bus.

What do you call a black man reading a book? An avid reader that happens to be black

Q: What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: One is a person, one is a food.

What did one banana say to the other banana? Answer: It didnt say anything because bananas are inanimate objects, so it isn't humanly possible for a banana to speak.

So there is a blind man... and he walks past a fish market and takes a deep breath and says"Oh boy it sure does smell like fish out here".

Santa Clause, a smart blonde, and the Queen of England all jump out of a plane, which hits the ground first? Galileo's theory tells us that all objects fall at the same speed regardless of weight, so they all hit simultaneously.

Why did Devon move out of his mom's house? His mom beats him.

What do you call a gay Chinese math teacher? A gay Chinese math teacher.

What do you call a dog with no wings? A dog

A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. The squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because it is a squirrel and squirrels can't talk. The owl turns to the squirrel and eats it, because it is a bird of prey.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer procrastinated fixing the latch on the coop. Did his wife warn him this would happen? Yessss! Did he listen? Noooo!

Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. One polar says to the other, "Pass the soap please." And the other polar bear says, "No soap, radio!"

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