- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being chased by a wolf, who promptly ate the chicken when they arrived at the other side.

How do you stop a car from hitting a kid? You don't.

Q. How many babies does it take to paint a room? A. Depends on how hard you throw them.

Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

Why did the cook put rubber bands in the spaghetti Because he was an asshole

What's red, fast, and flies through the air? A tomato in a plane.

A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

Why does Frank hate Jim? He killed his son.

Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road. Because roads were not invented then dumbass.

The adventures of Helen Keller:

What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican is human being, and has no simalarities to an average day wooden bench.

What do Michael Jackson and Donkey Kong have in common? They're both famous.

Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

what do you do when you forget to do your math homework? kill your teacher

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

A man shouts a women crossing the road "Oi, get your rat out love!" So she did, and it savaged his face.

What's Mackaulay Culkin's favorite salad dressing? Neverland Ranch.

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

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