Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Whats long and hard and women like to suck on them? A popsicle or long lollipop

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How many arabs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. We also have a black president.

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Q:What's the difference between a turtle and a cat? A: One's a turtle and the other is a cat....

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What is cowboy say

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How do you fit four elephants in a car ? Two in the front and two in the back

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The snake had no skatebord to put johnnys refrigirator because the bettles mom had stolen the clowns purse were his parking had been for the airplane higway stop.

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why did the chicen cross the road? because it saw an excellent deal on hair products on the other side of the street.

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Why didn't the Country club waiter enjoy iced tea? He's simply always had a preference for warm beverages. He assumes this goes back to his infant days when his mother would massage his belly with warm porridge.

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Where do bees go to the bathroom? In the hive - they're incontinent.

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whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

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What is 9 inches long, the same colour as my skin, and makes my girlfriend gag when I shove it down her throat? Her Miscarriage.

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There was once a man with a penis so huge, his girlfriend liked their sexual experiences very much. A year later they got married and had kids, however the man got fired from his accounting job and it all went downhill.

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A black man is picking cotton in a southern white mans field. This is because the white man is paying a more than fair wage and the black man is a 3rd generation cotton picker who enjoys taking part in his heritage.

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Yo mamas so fat, when she jumps in a pool she displaces a disproportionate volume of water.

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Testicles.

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Nope, I mean you can try, but my phone is busted and the code on the chip my galpal here managed to finally get into the cell, has sixteen digits so damn small that none of us can read it,

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u r stupid! y? cuz u took the time 2 look at are jokes! haha lol

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I suck at online but have a high gamerscore

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What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time

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Why did the boy climb the tree? To get to the top. - Driiiftz

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Mitt Romney is in the mormon mafia has magic underpants and invented Obama Care but he still lost to a Black guy Who is a fine president.

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Yo momma so fat she soon became aware of her physical state and developed an eating disorder which led to her tragic death.

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What's worse than eating a rotton fruit that makes you sick?? Getting raped by a giant jackalope and then being left for dead in the middle of nowhere and being found by an old pedophile whose van ran out of gas and then running away only to find some water but while you were drinking it you got grabbed and dragged under the water by an octopus who has wandered off many miles from its home and then dying because humans don't have gills

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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