- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. the cat is then escorted out of the bar because a cat in a bar is unsanitary. and they do not serve milk.

Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

Why did the drunk man puke? Because he was drunk.

if a joke has not punch line, how does that strike you?

What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

what did the girl get with her blueberry waffles? blue waffles.

A black guy walked in to a gas station, walked up to the counter and payed for his items with his debit card.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it doesn't have the capacity for rational thought and decision-making and was subsequently hit by a car.

How do you kill Chuck Norris. Shoot him in the face

What's worse than waking up with a hangover? Not waking up at all

There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

What did the dead man say? Nothing because dead human beings have no beating heart and do not live so they cannot speak.

What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse said nothing because it doesn't understand human language.

What's the difference between a banana and a monkey? They're both yellow, except the monkey

You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

How long does it take to paint a house with babies? It matters how hard you throw them.

Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

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