Knock, knock. Who's there? Jesus. Jesus who? You're going to hell.

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The trick to making a good anti joke is having anticlimactic ending.

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What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

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I like my coffe like my women Without a Penis

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Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

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What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They are both purple except for the rabbit.

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what did the dog say to the mailman? woof.

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Why did the sperm swim back? cos he realised that he was in someones anus!

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A dog was driving his car down the road right? Wrong dogs can't drive cars

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I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

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What does a gay horse eat? Other gay horses.

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What do you do when a taco eater gives you guacamole? Thank him, and politely smash it in the face of the nearest trashy tourist.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

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What's worse then finding 10 babies in 1 trashcan? Finding 1 baby in 10 trashcans.

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whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

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What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

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What the difference between some stoned and someone drunk? When your drunk you think having a good time even when you not and when you stoned your so high you think your a dragon ball z character.

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If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

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A white guy, spanish guy, and a black guy jump off a roof. They were all killed on impact and their families will mourn their loss for years to come.

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What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

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What's the difference between meat and fish? You can't beat your fish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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