- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar and ask the bartender for a drink, but in response the bartender politely points out that there are probably people in need of their assistance at their respective place of warship.

When is a door not a door? Never.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it doesn't have the capacity for rational thought and decision-making and was subsequently hit by a car.

A black guy walked in to a gas station, walked up to the counter and payed for his items with his debit card.

Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

Why did the drunk man puke? Because he was drunk.

if a joke has not punch line, how does that strike you?

What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

How do you kill Chuck Norris. Shoot him in the face

What's worse than waking up with a hangover? Not waking up at all

what did the girl get with her blueberry waffles? blue waffles.

What did Chuck Norris say when he stubbed his toe? "Oh shit I stubbed my toe."

Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

You're so sweet I have diabetes

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

Why are trees green? I have no idea

A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

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