How do you eat a candy cane? Shove it in your mouth and chew.

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Banana Hamock.

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Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

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Why was the Pizza Delivery boy crying? He was sad.

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Knock, knock Who's there? The electrician And about bloody time too, you'd better come in.

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Have you heard the one about the dead guy? Neither has he.

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Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

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A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

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Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

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Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

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Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

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John, Where are you John: Here! Where's here? John: nevermind

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Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

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What's worse then the WNBA? Nickelback.

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A man walks into a bar, he realizes he has no money and leaves

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what do you call a black man who bakes bread? a baker. you racist.

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Why did the girl fall of the swing? Because she was shot in the face by a lone gunman.

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Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

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Knock Knock whos there? brad are you thomas brad are you thomas who? for goodness are you a parot or something

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Although this is a highly improbable scenario, one would assume that, being a chicken, it did not have much of an intuitive idea as to what to do while it was stray for whatever reason in an urbanized area. Considering chickens do not harbor nearly as much of a mental capacity as it would require to even comprehend the concept of a "road" and is impervious to the idea of oncoming traffic and such, the fact that it happened to be crossing the road was in fact not even recognized by the chicken. For this reasons I deem this question unanswerable.

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Q. What's the best thing to do before you get in a car accident? A. There's actually not much you can do in a car accident, considering you probably will never expect it, and it happens relatively too fast to react.

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead of getting hit by the plane because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and ever since he was 8 years old he has wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not answer because he is a horse, and neither speaks nor understands the english language. He looks around, and is confused by his surrondings. He gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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what did the indians give the pilgrims? syphylis

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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