Wanna hear a joke? that disabled guy who wants to climb mount everest.

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Not from my wife if that is what you think, but its best people dont know who she is, because you know... A guy that gets many ladies = A playa. A girl that lets his guy do that, well, my wife feels safe about her husband (I am dead honest), but I cant expect people to suddenly go "oh yeah, his wife is totally cool and secure about it all, rather than an insecure idiot that allows him to sleep around like the dog he is) Strictly spoken, I am no dog, women say all men are pigs, but no woman settles for a boy, so that makes me a pig.

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how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

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roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

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You might be a redneck if someone slaps you on the back of the neck.

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there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

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Did you hear about the 2 pretzels walking down the street? It's not true, pretzels are not capable of autonomous movement.

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roses are red violets are blue my dick is long longer then you

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If life gives you lemons, keep them because hey, free lemons

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yo mamma's so fat, when she jumped into the ocean, everyone yelled "tsunami!".

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Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

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Q: What's full of different butts and smells bad? A: An ashtray.

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knock knock whose there? i don't know...

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Cause its dead!

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Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

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Your Mommy is a gas pump.

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What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

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Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

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Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

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What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

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What’s worse than being ruled by Adolf Hitler? Being ruled by Joseph Stalin.

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What did the monkey say after its tail was run over by a lawnmower? It won't be long now.

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WHO LET THE GHOST OUT! BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO! Mortals: That was a bit funny...

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