There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

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what did the indians give the pilgrims? syphylis

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hello

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A blue whale walks into a bar. The bartender says "What can I get for you?" The blue whale says "EEEEEEYYYYYYYOOOOHHHHHMMMMMMM"

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not answer because he is a horse, and neither speaks nor understands the english language. He looks around, and is confused by his surrondings. He gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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What did the Blind man say to the deaf man? Nothing, he doesn't know sign language

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Knock knock Who's there? Miley Cyrus Holy moly, please come in! Here's your Miley Cyrus CD you order online Thanks you Mr. Mail Man

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Two muffins were in a microwave. One muffin said, 'It's getting hot in here." What did the other muffin say? Nothing, muffins can't talk.

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What is the difference between a lion and a tiger? A lion ,on average, weighs 31 kilograms more.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman says "What is this? A joke?" They then proceed to rape the barman.

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How do you make a Chef cry? You kill his family.

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You're American when you enter the the bathroom and you're American when you exit the bathroom. What are you while you're inside the bathroom? Using the bathroom.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

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How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

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what d you call three arabs walking through the desert? dehydrated.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

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Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

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what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

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it's funny because it's funny

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hold on. Let me think of an answer.

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what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

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whats the difference between a fat person and a skinny person ? there weight.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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