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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

There is a mountain and there are three men, One is asian and the two others are black and white. "This is for my people!" Said the asian man when he was falling for his death. "This is for my people!" Yelled the african american. Then he takes the American man and throws him off the mountain

Why couldn't the Asian man satisfy a woman? He was in a coma.

How many Jews does it take to bake a turkey using an oven, I don't know but it only takes one Jew to stuff one.

A man walks into a bar. The second man sees the first man's mistake and ducks. The third man needs to take no precautions as he is a midget and can simply walk under the bar.

Q: Why couldnt the kid feel his legs A: He had no arms

How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

there once was a black man who played basketball

Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

What's wrong with Barney? He's big and purple.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

A black man walks into a bar holding a weapon. He is asked to leave to leave because weapons are not allowed in the bar.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 8 9. I'm just counting

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

so today i took a poop. hehe

I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

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