Row, row, row your... Canoe.

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If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

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How do you teach an old dog a new trick? Answer: You can't

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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I haven't left my basement in 29 years

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Q: Who wants a chick with big breasts? A: Everyone apparently, because chickens are being genetically engineered that way because people are racist about what part of the chicken then want to eat. The white meat or the dark meat. Guess what? Now they can't walk because they are top heavy. And who's fault is that? The people who only eat the white meat.

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What can be said about a high school drop out who is 30, lives with his mom, and plays WoW all day? He is probably a very high level mage

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What did Batman's mother say when it was time for dinner? Nothing, Batman's parents are dead.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

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Elephants can jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

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Beating cancer. Guess Steve Jobs they didn't make an app for that.

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How many shots do you have to take to start feeling light-headed? Ask JFK.

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what is the difference between a indian and a trampoline? you take you shoes off to jump on the trampoline.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas eve? Hypothermia. What did the children get for christmas day? A traumatic experience when they tripped over his snow-covered corpse.

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How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? None because alligators don't fly.

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Q. Whats does the kid and the dog have in common? A. The kid has Herpes.

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awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

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u are so............................................................................................................................................................................................gay

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, Everything is gray, I'm a dog.

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why was the woman afraid of her bestfriend he raped her

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What's the difference between jokes and anti-jokes? Anti-jokes aren't funny.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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