so today i took a poop. hehe

a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

what did the purple horse say to the goat? horses don't talk....

its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

Q: you know whats a good movie? A: twilight.

How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left the gate open, letting all his livestock escape, and crushing his prospects of trying to keep his family fed.

what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

anal seepage

What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

Why was the bully in detention? He punched a fellow classmate.

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

i stole a monkey from a man in a yellow hat his name is george now his name is i hate you

What did the camel say to the polar bear at the bar? "Uuuhhrrhrhhh"

what's a fish with no eyes and out of water? its just a fish

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

Anti Joke

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