Did you hear Whitney Houston died? Yes.

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Q: What did the prostitute ask the officer? A: Where were you stationed? I have a lot of respect for our boys in the Middle East.

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Where do farmers retire their used farm equipment? The tree in their backyard.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daisies are yellow Trust me, I'm a florist.

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what do you call a top thats spining? A spinning top

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Me - "Wanna hear something that will make me laugh?" *giggles* friend - "Sure." teehee if anyone gets it.

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two pigs in a bath one says to the other can you pass me the soap..the other replies..do I look like a typewriter!?

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Q: Why are the Black Eyed Peas named the Black Eyed Peas? A: I don't know ask them yourself.

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What's worse than a bad joke? A joke that end's mid sente--

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Bee1:Boo Bee2:Boo Look i found 2 boobies:)

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing.

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Why doesn't Andy wanna bend over to puck something up? That's how he got assraped!

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How did the boy compliment the girl? He told her she had a lot of breasts. In return, she told him he had many penises.

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Two blondes walk into a bar, but they are then puzzled as the door would not budge open for them.

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How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

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How do you get a baby out of the blender? Pour it

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Obama ran for re-election in 2012. He lost because he is a horrible president. the liberal left blame his defeat on racists and propose harsh Hate-Crime punishments. America falls into disrepair.

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What does a dinosaur and TImmy's mom have in common? They're both dead

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How did sarah break her arm? She was in a tragic car accident. An ambulance arrived and quickly rushed her to the hospital where she was cared for by medical professionals.

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Why do Mexican's wear pointy shoes? Because its part of their culture and is used as a sign of dignity when dancing to tribal music

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What is brown and sticky? A chocolate ice cream made with too much margarine and not enough of the ice mixture used to make Mr Whippy

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Q:What is harder than nailing ten dead babies to a tree? A:Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

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Who would win Coolio or Vannlia Ice? nieth because Chuck Norris did a round house kick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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