What's the worst way to die? Alone.

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A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

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An English Grammar Expert writes a very intelligent essay.

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What's the point of going to college? There is none.

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What did the chicken say after crossing the road? Nothing.It's a f*cking chicken.

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The word you are looking for is charm, not seduction, I am above such things, and while I have no reason whatsoever to believe either one of us can gain anything from going "eye for an eye", I am sure I can offer whatever financial and even specialized assistance you might require in order to get that eye of yours seeing clearer than before... Worry not, I shall outlaw the name Nero and all the derivations and similarities from my Order, unless someone named Nero actually happens to come by of course...

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Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

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what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

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one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

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People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

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roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

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Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to severely injure a human.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's rich...

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whats the difference between justin beiber and a gay guy? both guys and girls like gay guys

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Why does Miley Cyrus make sex tapes It's the only acting job she can get

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why couldnt helen keller drive she was a woman

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I don't find blind jokes funny. Honestly, I just can't see the humor in them.

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Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

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What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

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What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

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Your mama is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror it displays her reflection like all mirrors do

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Women's Rights

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Youre mom is so dead...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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